(Note: This is abnormally long because Oneword.com bugged up the first time, so I had to reload the page [and I kept what I'd already written]. Apologies.)

"Are you tracking me?!"

"Yes, admittedly, I am. You were very obvious."

"Oh, come off it! Don't you know there are yaoi fangirls about?!"

"Shut up, my pretty, and stand still," one called from the ( Read more... )

"You can't do this to me!" the Demon King roared ( Read more... )

I've just been on the Nuzlocke Forums for a bit. I'm doing a Nuzlocke of a randomization of Pokemon Silver and a Nuzlocke of a type-effectiveness-reversal hack of Pokemon Red.

Emotionally, I'm mildly erratic but shaping up. Priorities, priorities. Priorities include... not writing right now, figuring out what's going on in this bloody paper, ( Read more... )

"All these idiots who proclaimed themselves demigods! Good grief, is there one COMPETENT Umbrella psychopath in this room ( Read more... )

(Inspired somewhat by Gehayi's Anonymous Death Eater.)

Six decoys, and no one ever thought 'this one is not like the others, this one does not belong'?

You know, the enormous half-giant who kept screaming "HARRY! HAAAARRRRYYYYY!"

Honestly, it's as if they think we're STUPID.

We aren't, really. We're just far too aware of Potter's aura of People Die ( Read more... )

"Aren't you a bit high-strung?"

"ME? High-strung? Don't be absurd!" he ranted. "High-strung, my goodness! High-strung - why, I'll have you know, I'm not appreciated, everyone says I'm not appreciated, if I could just tell everyone who's ever mocked me -"

"Yes, you are high-strung."

"How DARE you?!"

This entry is mirrored at http://guardians- ( Read more... )

( Resident Evil )

They surveyed the barren earth.

"D-Did we do that?" Roland stammered. Brammimond stayed silent, as always.

"Of course not!" Elimine shouted. "It was the unnatural power of the dragons! Our weapons are divine, and blessed by the holy Creators!"

Athos held his tongue and, despite his better instincts, convinced himself to agree with Elimine.

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Tales of ancient history, as always, had multiple flaws ( Read more... )

"Did I take you by surprise ( Read more... )